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Falkirk Triangle AKA Get Tae Falkirk

by Your Reptilian Masters

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Inspired by the UFO hotspot "Falkirk Triangle" (aka Bonnybridge Triangle) in Scotland - the song is an attempt to answer the question of why intergalactic travellers having covered light years through hyperspace would then make a bee line for Falkirk!
The song pulls on reggae and funk styles together with the alt rock / space punk leanings the band is better known for.

lyrics

When I'm goin on my travels and I want somewhere to play
wanna see some earthy culture for a couple of days
if I'm floatin by the Milky way by happenstance
Then I'll stop by for a beano given half a chance

Oh Yeah!

(Chorus)
You can keep your ancient pyramids and Wycliffe Well
And area 51 - well you can send it to hell
If I’m gonna kick my heels up and have a ball
Then I wanna hit the Falkirk Triangle

Well I had a little buddy he was captured by the Yanks
He gave em some technology - they said "well thanks"
then they built a mighty rocket and they flew it to the moon
Then they gave him an autopsy - won't be back real soon.

Oh No – zero stars on Trip Advisor!

(Chorus)
You can keep your ancient pyramids and Wycliffe Well
And area 51 - well you can send it to hell
When I wanna kick my heels up and have a ball
Well I’m gonna hit the Falkirk Triangle

Woo Hoo x 2

You've got weedgie to the West, Edina to the East
An excess of debauchery on which I love to feast
The interspacial wonder called Irn Bru
Bagin haggi by the hunderd and some whisky for the crew.
The folks round here well they love to party
Even if some of em’s a little bit clarty
Don’t mind if your skin is green cos theirs is blue
So help me kelpy our search is through!

(Chorus)
You can keep your ancient pyramids or Wycliffe Well
And area 51 - well you can send it to hell
If I wanna kick my heels up and have a ball
Then I’m gonna hit that Falkirk Triangle

Woo Hoo x 4

credits

released March 21, 2022
Music & lyrics by Your Reptilian Masters.
Mike Hunter - Lead vocals & bass
Loz Robertson - Guitar and backing vocals
Baz Juner - Drums
Grant Forest - Keyboards and backing vocals

Recorded and engineered by Hamish Campbell at SoundSound Studio, Edinburgh. Oct 2020

Mixed and mastered Gordon Young Audio. Feb 2022

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Your Reptilan Masters - naturally bent on world domination, this Edinburgh 4 piece continue to plough the trough of creativity in their relentless quest to bring space-punk-rock'n'roll reptilian rapture to the ears of the mamallian classes.

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